keys please...anybody?

today i totally left my keys at work. on that key chain are my house keys (so i'm unable to go out tonight), my home keys (so i can't go home tomorrow as was planned), and my work keys (so i can't get into work to get them). So, this means, unless i can get a hold of someone who has the appropriate card to key me into the building, to my floor, and then into the office (of which people there are only six), i am housebound for two days. in the words of my mother, 'god damn mother fucking bleeding shit'!!!