An anthology of text messages between Anna and I:
A: "What r u and Allie up to Tuesday night for Canada day?"

M: "Well, we have so many plans, so little time, and so much patriotism in our hearts..."

M: "Aka, nothing planned, but I plan on flaunting a bad tattoo at some point..."

A: "Hahaha fuck off! I was thinking some beer and silly bars in your neck of the woods!"

M: "We is down."

M: "Actually, what are you doing Wednesday day? Lets get our day drunk on!"

A: "I'm down! I feel like sitting and yelling at people!"

M: "Alrght. Drunken heckling it is."