Yesterday I got a real bad paper cut.
Right where my thumb joins my hand.
Right where my thumb joins my hand.
It's red, swollen, and I can't hold a pen.
Maybe I should have got a stitch?
Maybe I'm being mellow dramatic.
Allie says that now I will have to become one of those,
'retarded left handed people'.
'retarded left handed people'.
I refuse.
Watching lefties write gives me the heebie jeebies.
Today I learned I can do a really great Shakira.
I will be charging $5 an impression.
I will be charging $5 an impression.
This could be lucrative.
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