Dire Straits

Last year sometime, a friend of mine was trying to buy a bag of chips from a vending machine at school. She put her toony in the slot and punched in the coordinating numbers for the chips she was craving and through a glitch in the machine, along with getting her selected bag, she also was given back her two dollars.

Later that night, she relayed the exciting story to Tara. While other friends were immediately aghast that she hadn't used her resources and taken everything from the vending machine and stashed it in a secret hiding spot, Tara instead pondered the situation.

After about twenty seconds, Tara quipped,

"So...basically...what you're saying is...you got your money for nothing and your chips for free?"

ZING!