29.4.09




when my friend nick comes into my work (he's a courier, we run the mail room, among other things), he tends to write things on our white board calendar (mock dates and such). so, when he wrote 'no pants day' on the 16th of april, i wasn't phased and just wrote it off as, 'nick being nick' and eventually wiped it off the board after being asked by too many high profile architects what the significance was of such a date. needless to say, it then came as a shock today when one of the head interior designers at our firm came into our office and informed us that 'no pants day' is, in fact, may 1st. not april 16th.
that's right people. the day after tomorrow is, officially, 'no pants day'.

we discussed the logistics of this supposed 'no pants day' not at length, but enough to raise a few questions:

to be considered an official participant, does one actually have to go 'without pants'? what about a skirt? or shorts? what if you're british, and you call underwear 'pants'? what if you're in britain, do you change the name of the day to 'no trouser day'? or do you just go commando? are there in fact any restrictions at all? is this a 'celebrate at your own risk' day?

I did a little research and it seems that 'no pants day' has quite a history dating back to quite possibly, 1986. how have they kept this from us and does nick even know?

26.4.09

perception

sometimes i hope my friends don't reflect poorly on me.

25.4.09

filims

in the past two days, i've watched two really good movies if you're into foreign films (which you should be).
one is a swedish vampre movie called "let the right one in" and the other was a French movie with kristin scott thomas called "i've loved you for so long".
i would suggest you go out and rent them. then give me your thoughts.

24.4.09

keys please...anybody?

today i totally left my keys at work. on that key chain are my house keys (so i'm unable to go out tonight), my home keys (so i can't go home tomorrow as was planned), and my work keys (so i can't get into work to get them). So, this means, unless i can get a hold of someone who has the appropriate card to key me into the building, to my floor, and then into the office (of which people there are only six), i am housebound for two days. in the words of my mother, 'god damn mother fucking bleeding shit'!!!

just a selection from "attic Treasures'" 'erotically inspired antique' section

22.4.09

green

do you remember the year that easter, earth day, AND 4:20 all fell on the same day? i do. happy earth day.

21.4.09

ice time

i, unlike most of my peers, can remember the first time i ever sat down with my family to watch a hockey game. i can even tell you the exact date because it was such a momentous occasion, not only in my own life, but in the lives of the approximate 70,000 people who took part in or were witness to the events that followed the game. i think june 14th, 1994 was also the first time i ever ate a meal in front of the television. i grew up in a home where we were only permitted to watch channels 3 (the knowledge network) or channel 9 (kcts) because they were commercial free and only if the program was pre-approved by my mother. so the fact that she would okay, let alone cook a meal who's soul purpose was to be eaten in front of the tube was enough to drop a jaw.

i always wanted to play hockey but was never allowed. i'm not sure if it was the extortionate cost of gear and ice time which prevented my parents from condoning my participating or whether it was their shear lack of interest in the sport and desire to drive my brother or myself to 5 am practices. either way, my ice dreams were never realised and instead i was pushed in front of a piano at four and had a violin thrust into my arms at ten (neither of which i regret now looking back) among many many other musical endeavors.

as far as i remember, my mum made us pork chops or some other kind of red meat and potato dish that she would have deemed as t.v. dinner appropriate (probably never having eaten one herself). she might have even splurged and bought a two litre of coke although there is the slight chance that i am fabricating this part of my memory. we grabbed our plates and piled into the basement and crowded around the coffee table, cheered and booed at what we were sure were the appropriate moments and all were genuinely disappointed when the canucks lost game seven of the stanley cup play offs to the new york rangers.

we were not, however, as disapointed as the fifty to seventy thousand angry fans who took to the streets of vancouver, causing over a million dollars in damage to shop windows and other city property due to supposed impartial judging by the referees during the New York home game. i can neither confirm or deny these allegations because i was, at the time, only nine-years-old, and, as previously stated, a rookie fan and the fifteen years that have since past have blurred the memory slightly around the edges.

although i didn't, at the time, live in vancouver, i still remember the riot that ensued. the images that plastered the television and newspapers the next day still play themselves in my brain every now and then. 540 officers from both the VPD and the RCMP were deployed into the downtown core to attempt to subdue the crowds. 200 people were injured including one 19 year old male who was hit in the head with a rubber bullet, putting him in a coma which lasted four weeks and left him permanently brain damaged. the chaos continued through the night and into the early morning leaving the corner of robson and thurlow in ruins.

and this is my earliest hockey memory. i doubt my parents have watched a hockey game since the 1994 stanley cup riot aside from, possibly, while watching the winter olympics. i, on the other hand, have continued to support the canucks, perhaps a little fairweatheredly, but have supported them all the same. not enough to ever wear a jersey and not enough to miss another opportunity in favour of the game. enough, though, to call myself a fan. and enough that, if there is a game on and i am free, i will be there whether solo in front of my own television or with a group of friends, brewskies in hand, with my face on.

tonight, when burrows slipped the winning puck past mason and his magic beard, making the canucks the first team inducted into the second round of the Stanley Cup play offs, i felt excited and proud. and, i will feel just as proud if we don't make it past the next round because that, in itself, is a feat rarely made this side of the country. i am, however, manifesting a triumphant stanley cup win for our team so that (not only) i can have it as the hockey moment that sticks out along with the olympic victories of 2002.

good luck team!

19.4.09

there's a lot you may not know about natalie portman

for those of you who have never seen natalie portman rap, i suggest you do so. i watch this video everyday and model my life around it. you should too.

cream soda, meet white shoe

i finally buckled down and bought white canvas shoes yesterday. i've been putting off purchasing white sneaks because white is a dangerous (non)colour...especially for me (i don't know that that needs explaining). i already own these shoes in forest green (accidentally stolen from liquidation world...) and i do happen to have a pair of haggered white canvas keds slip-ons that i've had since the dawning of time (two years), which i have actually managed to (with routine bleaching) keep relatively white. however, neither of these pairs of kicks have been able to sufficiently fill the void in my wardrobe that has been created by my lack of white canvas sneakers. so, i decided that through my display of responsibility in keeping my aforementioned keds so pristine, i was finally mature enough to take the plunge that is buying white canvas shoes.
after work i traipsed to the granville street (and only vancouver) location of urban outfitters and forked over the 20 bones required to own such footwear. being the environmentally minded individual that i am, i declined the bag that was offered and shoved the shoes into my purse and caught the number 20 back to my humble abode (that is, after a weird encounter with my mother in which i stupidly introduced her to the bargain bin that is H&M). i then proceeded to primp myself for a supposed night on the town, which eventually turned into a night spent on my couch.
while parked on this said couch, my stupid tongue got a craving for a slushie. not just any slushie. cream soda. so, i hauled my caboose off the sofa and down to the 24 hr food stop on my corner, where cream soda slushies are a regular commodity. i decided i was craving more than a small but not enough for a large so i grabbed a meduim cup and proceeded to pull the handle towards myself so that the icy slush could poor effortlessly into my paper tumbler. this, however, is not how it happened. instead, i pulled the handle and the bright pink sugary beverage sputtered out the nozzle spraying my grey sweater (unnoticable), my black leggings (b.f.d.) and, of course, my newly purchased white canvas shoes. actually, let me rephrase that, only one of my white canvas shoes. the one residing on my left foot to be exact.
"maybe nobody will notice." i said to my friend when she picked me up this morning to go run around in the sun.
the first store we went into, the dude behind the counter looked at my feet and pointed to my pink (and now yellow from the bleach i attempted to remove the stain with) spotted shoe.
"what happened?" he asked.
i explained.
"that'll learn ya." he said, shaking his head.
"yeah, thanks."

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